The faux marble wall behind him sports several artistically lettered signs featuring whimsically salty quips including “If you believe in CREDIT, loan me 5 bucks.”
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Read MoreWe are mere feet away from the wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling mirror, which is of course every lapsed exerciser's dream.
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